"If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons"

Take out the Caitlyn Jenner jokes, and they'd bitch about the jokes about gay men with little dogs. Take out those and they'd be offended by the jokes about fat people. It's the same old shit from the leftist outrage brigade, who claim every battle for "rights" as the final one, but behind every victory banner lays a protest poster bemoaning the oppression of yet another exciting new victim group.  When questioned about cartoon drawings of Mohammed and whether more generally he was worried about western values provoking Islamic outrage, George W. Bush (summoning a level of wisdom clearly well above his personal average) replied that he wasn't concerned:  "It's always something. If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons."  SJWs have clearly adopted this tactic from their strangest bedfellows in the eclectic leftist alliance. The only difference is when they find a shiny new pet to valiantly defend, they leave the old ones in a box by the side of the road. Which for the first 3 letters of the ever expanding alliance acronym (the L's, G's, & B's) is good and bad news. The bad news is no-one gives a shit if Ricky Gervais makes a joke at your expense anymore. The good news is you can join the rest of us in civil society.  If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons.  If it's not the gays, it's the transgendered.  I personally can't wait to see where they go from here. It's always new & creative, and often downright illogical.  And don't worry T's. Once the left has become bored of you like they have with all the others and left you by the side of the road like an unwanted Christmas pet, the residents of reality will welcome you with open arms where you will finally receive the thing you've always wanted.  To be treated like a normal fucking person.