"If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons"

Take out the Caitlyn Jenner jokes, and they'd bitch about the jokes about gay men with little dogs. Take out those and they'd be offended by the jokes about fat people. It's the same old shit from the leftist outrage brigade, who claim every battle for "rights" as the final one, but behind every victory banner lays a protest poster bemoaning the oppression of yet another exciting new victim group.  When questioned about cartoon drawings of Mohammed and whether more generally he was worried about western values provoking Islamic outrage, George W. Bush (summoning a level of wisdom clearly well above his personal average) replied that he wasn't concerned:  "It's always something. If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons."  SJWs have clearly adopted this tactic from their strangest bedfellows in the eclectic leftist alliance. The only difference is when they find a shiny new pet to valiantly defend, they leave the old ones in a box by the side of the road. Which for the first 3 letters of the ever expanding alliance acronym (the L's, G's, & B's) is good and bad news. The bad news is no-one gives a shit if Ricky Gervais makes a joke at your expense anymore. The good news is you can join the rest of us in civil society.  If it's not the crusades, it's the cartoons.  If it's not the gays, it's the transgendered.  I personally can't wait to see where they go from here. It's always new & creative, and often downright illogical.  And don't worry T's. Once the left has become bored of you like they have with all the others and left you by the side of the road like an unwanted Christmas pet, the residents of reality will welcome you with open arms where you will finally receive the thing you've always wanted.  To be treated like a normal fucking person.

2016: THE YEAR LEFT WING LUNACY RENDERED REALITY REDUNDANT

"It's like the childish politics that have infiltrated the Democrats, who blame the Trump presidency entirely on the Russians. I think it's reasonably likely that there was some sort of Russian intervention, and it's even possible that at some points it made the difference. What it didn't do was create 40 million people out of nothing."

- John Gray ("Talking Politics" podcast)

Just throwing it out there: if you keep calling Trump a moron, one day people are going to believe it. Then you're going to have to explain to your grandkids how the "most qualified presidential candidate in US history" got beaten by a moron.

And you'll say it's because the country is misogynist, and then you'll have to explain how a bunch of misogynists elected the most women to Congress in history.

And you'll say it's because the country is racist. And then you'll have to explain how a bunch of racists elected the largest amount of minorities across the board to Congress in history, including 4 black female judges in Alabama.

And then you'll say it's because some Russian's bought Facebook ads. And then you'll have to explain how some Macedonian nerds with a lower ad spend than your aunties book club influenced 50 odd million people to vote the opposite way they would have otherwise.

And then you'll say they only needed to influence about 70,000 votes in 3 swing states to take advantage of the electoral college system. And then you'll have to explain why the Russians were better at electoral math than the most qualified presidential candidate in US history.

At which point your offspring, if they truly love you, will get you round the clock professional care. If they don't, they'll nominate you to run as a Democrat for Congress. At least then you'll be contained with other people suffering the same delusions as yourself.